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/**
* I am an idiot and I don't
* know JavaScript.
*
* @param {Boolean} idiot
* @return {Boolean}
*/
function iaman(idiot) {
if(idiot === true) {
return true;
} else if(idiot === false) {
return false;
}
}
/**
* I am a JAVA developer and I
* don't know some JS basics such as
* truthy or falsy values.
*
* @param {Any} basics
*/
function idonotknow(basics) {
if(typeof basics !== 'undefined' && basics !== false && basics !== 0) {
// I do not know JAVA either
}
}